Great advances in medicine!

From: Razz (RAZZMAN)17 Jan 2016 12:26
To: ALL1 of 1
Got this hilarious email from Lewport...
 
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut
off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking
for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part
of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five and a half years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for work!"