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From: Razz (RAZZMAN)25 Mar 2021 09:03
To: Carl (SPARTACUS) 2 of 612
Governor Whitmer has reportedly complained that this is not fair and that she should at least get the record for "Most Covered Up Killed Seniors."

No, Whitmer isn't even close to Cuomo with the "covered up" senior deaths.

Speaking of records, the Sabres broke their all-time worse losing streak record when they lost their 15th straight last night. They are shooting for the all-time NHL record of 18. It is definitely within their grasp!  (fail)

From: Carl (SPARTACUS)25 Mar 2021 10:35
To: Razz (RAZZMAN) 3 of 612
Are they playing good teams in their next games. Do you think they have a shot? is Eichel back playing?
From: Razz (RAZZMAN)25 Mar 2021 17:50
To: Carl (SPARTACUS) 4 of 612
Every team in the Sabres "division" is good, except maybe the Devils. The Sabres play the Pens tonight, who they lost to 5-2 last night. What's more, their GM is coming down to coach the team as the head coach and his assistant are in Covid protocol.

Eichel is hurt, as are their two starting goalies. It's going from bad to worse.
From: Carl (SPARTACUS)25 Mar 2021 18:54
To: Razz (RAZZMAN) 5 of 612
Sorry I asked. When it rains, it pours. Maybe adopt the Leafs who are not that far away, as your new team. I did adopt the Buccaneers so it is possible to switch alliances. I did notice the Bucs will be in Foxboro next season. LOL
From: Carl (SPARTACUS)26 Mar 2021 07:59
To: Razz (RAZZMAN) 6 of 612
From: Razz (RAZZMAN)26 Mar 2021 09:14
To: Carl (SPARTACUS) 7 of 612
Well, the weather here reflects the current Sabres situation. It's been pouring out here this morning and there's a high wind warning, with gusts up to 60 mph.

I came up with an idea for the Sabres. They could be the worst team in NHL history. There's an expansion draft for the new Seattle team this year. They should include an expansion draft for the Sabres too.
From: Razz (RAZZMAN)26 Mar 2021 09:15
To: Carl (SPARTACUS) 8 of 612
That's a hard one for Biden to climb. LOL
From: Carl (SPARTACUS)26 Mar 2021 09:37
To: Razz (RAZZMAN) 9 of 612
That Delaware North food really is working to decimate the team. LOL
From: Razz (RAZZMAN)26 Mar 2021 10:24
To: Carl (SPARTACUS) 10 of 612
Something is drastically wrong with the team. Remember a few years ago, the Vegas Golden Knights were so good in their very first year, after getting some great players in the expansion draft? To get the Sabres back to being respectable, the NHL needs to include the Sabres in the Seattle expansion draft this year!
From: Carl (SPARTACUS)26 Mar 2021 10:45
To: Razz (RAZZMAN) 11 of 612
Between Pegula, DN food, and poor coaching: Bobby Hull could not help the Sabres.
From: Razz (RAZZMAN)26 Mar 2021 11:03
To: Carl (SPARTACUS) 12 of 612
What a difference between the Bills and Sabres. The Sabres were actually winning a few games before their 2 week Covid shutdown. They haven't won a game since. Add to that the injuries to their 2 main goalies, Jack Eichel injured again and all the other injuries and it's a recipe for disaster. Could this be the worst team in the history of the NHL? 
From: Carl (SPARTACUS)26 Mar 2021 11:45
To: Razz (RAZZMAN) 13 of 612
They have been shutout in more games than they have won. 
From: Razz (RAZZMAN)26 Mar 2021 13:47
To: Carl (SPARTACUS) 14 of 612
Yes, shut out 7 times. The answer is to find a new head coach who has been successful in the NHL. Enough with these first time coaches, & GMs for Pegula. Claude Julien, Gerard Gallant, and Bruce Boudreau are all available. All three have had success and are experienced in the NHL.
From: Carl (SPARTACUS)26 Mar 2021 13:59
To: Razz (RAZZMAN) 15 of 612
Claude Julien was a pretty good coach now that you mention it. He was with the Bruins and I think he was a Coach of the Year and did win a Stanley Cup there. Surprised he is not working to be candid.
From: Razz (RAZZMAN)26 Mar 2021 14:20
To: Carl (SPARTACUS) 16 of 612
Those coaches I listed should be given interviews with the Sabres ASAP. All are much better than they've had in decades.
From: Carl (SPARTACUS)26 Mar 2021 15:19
To: Razz (RAZZMAN) 17 of 612
Julien was the coach of the Bruins for many years. He might be a tad old but probably would be effective.

Cannot believe it is 82 degrees outside now.
From: Razz (RAZZMAN)27 Mar 2021 09:44
To: Carl (SPARTACUS) 18 of 612
Wow, 82 degrees. It cooled down fast after that wind storm blew through. Some big branches came down in my front yard and one of my fences was blown down. I have to get concrete and fix one of my fence posts that cracked and came out of the concrete foundation. It was 38 degrees this morning.
From: Carl (SPARTACUS)28 Mar 2021 08:46
To: Razz (RAZZMAN) 19 of 612
Ya, we also had a lot of wind but it was not too noticeable with the warm weather.
From: Razz (RAZZMAN)28 Mar 2021 10:01
To: Carl (SPARTACUS) 20 of 612
We're supposed to have heavy rain and strong winds again today. Gusts up to 40 mph today. Buffalo is certainly the "Windy City" not Chicago.